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George arrives on the Abraham Lincoln

BUSH: "One minute the Statue of Liberty was standing straight up like this, and the next she was being yanked off her pedestal.   Hot damn, that USA PATRIOT Act's a fine piece of military machinery!" — RB, California

BUSH: "..I was upright like this one minute , then kerthunk!   face down on the runway thanks to my ol'friend Jack Daniels, don't know where I went after that son..." — AB

BUSH : "It was comin at me Seargent, right between the eyes, but I shot it down I made certain of it...and it was a big one — I used half a can of RAID !" — AB

BUSH : "No, no, not a full Nazi salute — just a little right wing thing I'm playing around with.   Let's call it the Imperial Wave." — Stephen O

BUSH : " How do you get it to go UP???????????   I could never get it to do that!!" — AG California

BUSH : "Yes, I deserted like a rocket!" —Tommy, Italy

BUSH:: "Soldier, if you ever question the legitimacy of my authority again I'll karate chop that stupid grin right off your face with my arm of mass destruction!" — Theolonius

BUSH: "This outfit gives me a boner just like this, see...." — Nikki

BUSH: "Hi.   I'm not a fighter pilot, but I play one on TV." — MDE

BUSH: "This is my customized version of how they saluted Hitler . . . you got that boy?" — DM

BUSH: "You should try it on coke!" — S. Stanley, U.S.A.

BUSH: Yep there it goes...... my brain stopped. — JS

BUSH: (silently biting his tongue and thinking) "fawk! I got my zip stuck." — KR



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George Praying Before His Flight

BUSH:"Is the coke still on my thumb?" — S. Stanley, U.S.A.

BUSH: "Please Daddy, can we hurry this up, I'm missing Teletubbies." — JS

Bush Thinking…. "This is such crap....I think I'll catch up on some zzzzzzzzzs.   That Diet Coke didn't do a thing for me this morning." – AG California



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And A New Picture ….

"Mr. President, welcome to your Teletubbies aircraft-carrier, these are Tinky-Winky, Dipsy,
Laa-Laa, Po..." – HS Germany

"Mission accomplished, Iraq people are now bombed back to stone age by a chimpanzee
leading teletubbies with their high-tech toys of killing." – HS Germany

PO: "Again, again, again, again, again."   Bush: "Who told you?" — AT



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